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Sometimes the Onion comes along and absolutely nails it. You can usually tell by the headline, such as in this case:

Labor Secretary Horrified To Learn Some Americans Working Jobs They Do Not Truly Enjoy

WASHINGTON—Saying he fears the number may be in the thousands or possibly even millions, U.S. Secretary of Labor Thomas Perez announced at a press conference Wednesday that he was horrified to learn some Americans are currently working jobs they do not truly enjoy.

The whole article was so on point, it was hard to resist pasting the whole thing.

With the news that the Washington Redskins have lost their trademark due to their name being ruled “disparaging,” I didn’t even consider the irony:

Redskins Irony Tweet

My Goodness, My Guinness

Spotted in a restaurant bathroom in Portland.