They came first for the Muslim’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Muslim.

Then they came for the black’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t black.

Then they came for the women’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a woman.

Then they came for my junk…

…and I kicked up a huge fuss and demanded that they cut it out because it was infringing upon my freedom and goddammit you should listen to me because I’m a white dude and I and I alone have domain over my junk!

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